Sh*t Tall Girls Say
And for two glorious days, I was rich.
I think anyone who’s dated an android can relate to this.
If you’re going to cheap out on self defense, cheap out with this guy.
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All I want for Christmas is an army of Morks.
Aww, now you’re just rubbing it in, Zuck.
“ Brevity is the soul, etc.
— William Shakespeare
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Remember to floss.
