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4 January 12

If you’re going to cheap out on self defense, cheap out with this guy.

2 January 12

Holiday Quotes From My Family

29 October 11

Need a last-minute costume? Turn crap into.. costumed crap.

20 October 11
What if the Zombie Apocalypse was a hoax… that nobody paid attention to?

What if the Zombie Apocalypse was a hoax… that nobody paid attention to?

22 September 11
If you don’t wear a Hawaiian shirt, bad things happen.

If you don’t wear a Hawaiian shirt, bad things happen.

Remember to floss.